Tonight’s Review, and the first since the resurrection of this forum is Paranormal Activity. Tonight’s guest is Mike Melbourne.
Hot John-
Whoever channeled the Blair Witch Project for the premise of this movie needs to be sodomized by a goat. To say that I was upset at the conclusion of this movie is to make the understatement of the century. The scares were predictable and ended up falling flat, no one was scared in the theater I was in, in fact I heard more laughs than anything else.
Basically the movie was suppost to be like a couple filming their experiences with a paranormal event. No real plot, no real character development, no real interest from the audience. I got more enjoyment from my comments and the comments from those around me during the movie.
First off, the whole “first person shot of the action” is no longer scary, it’s simply annoying and disruptive to my concentration. The whole movie all I was thinking was, “What happened when the camera was shut off?” “Why can’t they just show the entire shot, this isn’t making it more suspenseful.”
Any money they may have saved on the production was not translated into writing or plotline either.
Also, a door moving, or a girl sleepwalking doesn’t a horror movie make.
They marketed this movie as one of the scariest movies in a while and I personally call out whoever made this claim. Come fight me- really, you need to be taught a lesson before you make a fucking sequel like Blair Witch.
At this point I would usually tell people to wait for the DVD release to see this movie, but even that is more than this movie deserves.
I really want my money back. Never see this movie!
Joe-
Well…. I was scared… really scared… scared that I might not get the $10.50 back from Mike that I fronted him to see this movie. The previews jumped right to the movie with no warning and it took about ten minutes for us to realize the movie had actually started. I had heard that this movie was really scary and obviously I was disappointed. My advice…. Go see a Mexican donkey show… it’ll be a lot more scary and your $10.50 will be spent on a totally more memorable experience.
If you see this movie you are a retard…. But only if you’ve read this and still decide to see it… it’s cool. But really… you’re stupid… never talk to me again….
Retard
Mike-
When they do not put one scene from the movie in it’s commercials, this should be a red flag. Twice I left to walk around because I was so bored. Everything the ghost did was predictable. Except for some reason it needed to turn on lights when entering any room other than the master bedroom. But being a environmentally conscience ghost it turned the lights off when done. I could go on about the stupidity of this movie but that would cause me to remember it. There is one funny scene where the ghost drags her out of bed by her foot. This is near the end and I believe it was meant to be a climatic scary part of the film. In case you can’t tell by now I thought the movie sucked.
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